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The Goddess' Questionnaire Extraordinaire

Okay, your HEINOUSS...

1. Can you cook? Absolutely...I make Tuna Helper roll over and beg for mercy...LOL
2. What was your dream growing up? I wanted to escape from my home life and ignore my mother for the rest of my life...1 out of 2 ain't bad, right???
3. What talent do you wish you had? I have lots of talents...more than I ever dreamt I might...is that bad?
4. Favorite place? Tucson, AZ - HOME!!!
5. Favorite vegetable?  Broccoli RULES!
6. What was the last book you read?  Jungle...true story of some Iranian Jew getting lost in the Amazon.
7. What zodiac sign are you? Aries - sign of the BITCH (at least that's what I call it)
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 3 tattoos, grown over eyebrow piercing, 1 on each ear...BORING!!!
9. Worst Habit? Smoking, drinking, sex, XF fanfic...the list goes on and on and on and on...
10. Do we know each other outside of Livejournal? Only by email...
11. What is your favorite sport? Baseball, but the March Madness is growing on me..Unless Sk/M bedroom activities count as sports, in which case we're ALL in big trouble...
12. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic. Painfully so, in fact.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Probably give you a BIG hug and start crying, and then hug you again and wonder if you had anything to eat.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Let's see...car accident, rape, abortion, PMS, the list goes on...
15. Tell me one weird fact about you. I love your writing EVER SO MUCH more than my own...is that bad?
16. Do you have any pets? My dog Jake and my cat Ramses.
17. Do you know how to do the Macarena? Sadly, yes.
18. What time is it where you are now? Beer:oh:five
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? HATE CLOWNS...BAD BAD BAD CLOWNS.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Probably lose 20 pounds...but keep my knockers!!!!
21. Would you be my partner in crime or my conscience? BOTH!
22. What color eyes do you have? Hazel...just like Mulder's.
23. Ever been arrested? NO fucking way.
24. Bottle or Draft? ALWAYS the bottle..drafts purely induce the runs. Bastards...
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Pay off my bills and buy a newer truck!
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Extra because it lasts almost as long as Skinner...
27. What's your favorite bar to hang at? The 3-Way Stop or Home of the Goddess...I believe you're familiar with them....
28. Do you believe in ghosts? Absolutely.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Write, read, drink, smoke.
30. Do you swear a lot? FUCK yes.
31. Biggest pet peeve? Questionnaires..LMAO...NOT. Um, DUMB people.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Festive.
33. In one word, how would you describe me? supercalafragilisticexpealidocious.
34. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? You KNOW it baby! LOVE YOU, GODDESS MICHELE!!!!

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